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Snoring Woman Blues

(c) Ed Gregory - thewriteguy@thewritespot.com - 615-887-4745

Way back when I was single
I met a pretty lady who made my heart tingle
You know I couldn’t love my little baby more but
Lord I wish she didn’t snore

I told my friends she purred like a kitten
But that was back when I was freshly smitten
Time’s gone by and I've learned the truth
The woman snores like a saber tooth!

CHORUS:
I’ve got the crazy for a snoring woman blues
I really need to take a little snooze
Cause her nightly pillow talkin'
Keeps the bedroom walls a-rockin'
Got the crazy for a snorin’ woman blues

Where oh where has my little dog gone
He’s under the covers with his headphones on
He’s drifting off to nature tapes
While my baby snores and shakes the drapes

And I feel asleep at work again today
The boss said she was gonna have to dock my pay
She told me that I’d better get back home and get to bed.
I’ve got the crazy for a snorin’ woman blues.

(CHORUS)

TAG:
I’ve got the can’t sleep
Too tired to weep
Crazy for a snorin' woman blues.

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