(Lyrics only on this one)
BAGGAGE
(c) Ed Gregory - thewriteguy@thewritespot.com - 615-887-4745
The probation office sent someone to see me yesterday
Asked if you got a job and do your old friends stay away
He said three more years of checking in and you'll finally be free
I said any more surprises and she could be free of me.CHORUS:
I told you that I didn't need to know about your past
But it keeps coming up so I don't even have to ask
From what I hear it's pretty clear that you have been around.
You've got more old baggage baby
than the Greyhound lost and found(CHORUS)
The IRS and CIA and coming by today
And I'm getting angry phone calls from the ASPCA
You say folks confuse you for the older sister who went wild
But your daddy called from prison to talk with his only child(CHORUS)
You said those active children were orphans you took in
They all look just like your down to the moles upon their chins
A ready-made family might not be that bad
But three out of the four keep asking if I'm their real dad.(CHORUS)